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Corporation details - A-Clinic [ALK0]
Alliance: Curatores Veritatis Alliance CEO: Fariini
Kills: 1 HQ: Misaba V - Moon 3 - Zoar and Sons Factory
Losses: 2 Members: 58
ISK destroyed: 0.03B Shares: 1000
ISK lost: 0.05B Tax Rate: 5%
Efficiency: 39.07% Website:
We are not alcoholics
We are only drunks
Alcoholics go to meetings

Be Drunk and Fly...

Public chan A-Klinikka

The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss to allow alcohol.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6XHHbVq-2Q

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Ship class K L
Assault frigate 0 0
Battlecruiser 0 0
Battleship 0 0
Black Ops 0 0
Cap. Industrial 0 0
Capsule 0 0
Carrier 0 0
Command ship 0 0
Covert ops 0 0
Cruiser 0 1
Customs Offices 0 0
Destroyer 0 0
Dreadnought 0 0
Electronic Attack Ship 0 0
Ship class K L
Exhumer 0 0
Freighter 0 0
Frigate 0 1
Heavy assault 0 0
Heavy Interdictor 0 0
Industrial 0 0
Industrial Command Ship 0 0
Infrastructure Modules 0 0
Interceptor 1 0
Interdictor 0 0
Jump Freighter 0 0
Logistics 0 0
Marauder 0 0
Mining barge 0 0
Ship class K L
POS Large 0 0
POS Medium 0 0
POS Modules 0 0
POS Small 0 0
Prototype Exploration Ship 0 0
Recon ship 0 0
Shuttle 0 0
Strategic Cruiser 0 0
Supercarrier 0 0
Territory Modules 0 0
Titan 0 0
Transport 0 0
1 Ships killed (30.94M ISK)
2 Ships lost (48.24M ISK)
39.07% Efficiency (ISK)
10 Most recent kills
Ship type Victim Final blow Location
Raptor
Interceptor
Legion of xXDEATHXx
Immensea, 08-N7Q (0.0)
I: 1 C: 0
10 Most recent losses
Ship type Victim Final blow Location
Merlin
Frigate
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Catch, U-QVWD (0.0)
I: 14 C: 0
Caracal
Cruiser
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Providence, F-YH5B (0.0)
I: 37 C: 0